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Writer's Block: Makeover! Or: Creepy Crawlies



Writer's Block: Makeover! Or: Creepy Crawlies

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If you had the chance to go crazy and completely overhaul your appearance, what would you do? Or: Recount a remarkable incident involving insects.
I would be taller by about 3 inches (torso, torso, torso), get rid of that silly birthmark on my right knee, less adventurous eyebrows, lighter body hair (for lack of a better term), more feminine hands and feet, clearer skin, larger assets (ahem), generally better hips (they're so straight and awkward), and have a smaller ribcage. So yeah. That's my overhaul, lol.

Although some would tell me that I have no room to talk.

I'm another day late
And one year older
It's failure by design
--Failure by Design, Brand New
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